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Official Hell Holidays







Holidays observed in Hell.

These holidays are deemed, by us, to be the official holidays of Hell.  So, therefore, they ARE, in fact, the official holidays in Hell, by the authority of Hell Incorporated.

All official calendars issued by Hell Incorporated shall show these important holidays.  In time, we will also have greeting cards available to commemorate these dates.

Below is a list of the holidays, and their significance.




January 13th.  Feast of Beezlebub.
The official holiday honoring the demon and demi-god Beezlebub, also known as Ba'al, the Lord of the Flies.

January 14th.  Day of the HELLS_BEAST.
On this date we feat in honor of the Alpha Dog of the Hounds of Hell, Hell's Beast.

January 21st.  Day of the Battle.  (The date of the first open battle between the forces of Lucifer and the forces of Michael.)
On this date we commemorate the first full scale battle between Michael, the Usurper, and Lucifer, during the War in Heaven.

February 2nd.  Feast of Lilith.
On this date we honor the great Demoness Lilith, Adam's first wife, and the Mother of Man.

February 13th.  Feast of Sammael.
On this date we feat in honor of the demon and demi-god Sammael.

February 15th.  Feast of the Succubi.
A sort of Hellish Valentine's Day.

March 10th.  Anniversary of the surrender of Michael.
On this date, the forces of Lucifer defeated the forces of Michael, the Usurper, at the Battle of the Seven Ravines, ending the War in Heaven.  Five days later, Hell was declared as an independent realm from Heaven.

March 13th.  Feast of the Lessor Gods.
On this date, we honor the lessor gods.

March 15th.  Day of the Founding.  Anniversary of the Founding of Hell.
On this date in 6441 B.C., Lucifer declared Hell.

April 9th.  Feast of Azazel.
On this date we feast in honor of the demon and demi-god Azazel.

April 13th.  Feast of Abaddon, holder of the Key to the Bottomless Pit.
On this date we feast in honor of Abaddon.

April 19th.  Feast of the Trilogy of the Vermin.
On this date we feast in honor of Vermin, Arch-Blasphemer, and Minstrel of Hell.

April 20th.  All Angels Day. (Anniversary of the last date in Heaven in which all the angels dined together at one occasion.)
On this date, we invite all, angels and demons, holy and Fallen, to dine together in honor of the last day on which all angels of Heaven dined together at the same tables before the start of the War in Heaven.

April 30th.  Second Antichrist's arrival in Hell.
On this date we commemorate the death of Adolph Hitler.

May 3rd.  Feast of the Daughters of Men. 
On this date we feast in honor of our mothers, sisters, and daughters.

May 5th.  First Antichrist's arrival in Hell.
On this date we commemorate the death of Napoleon Bonaparte.

May 6th.  Feast of the Resurrection of the Damned.
On this date we feast to remember the resurrection of the Damned, an event following the War in Heaven in which the Fallen who had been condemned to Eternal Torment were set free in Hell.

May 19th.  Feast of the Archangels.
On this date we feast in honor of the Archangels.  All Archangels, in Heaven and in Hell, are honored.

June 6th.  Beastmas.  (Third Antichrist's birthday, observed.)
The second most important holiday in Hell, the observed date commemorating the birth of the Third AntiChrist, who today roams the earth.

June 13th.  Feast of Mammon.
On this date we feast in honor of the demon and demi-god Mammom.

June 26th.  Night of the Qarinah.
On this date, we commemorate the demoness and ruiner of lives and marriages, the demoness known as the Qarinah.  This holiday is a somber one and a cautionary tale.

July 12th.  Feast of the Seraphim.
On this date we feast in honor of the Seraphim, the highest order of angels, angels of fire.  The Seraphim remain divided, with some in Heaven, and some in Hell.

July 13th.  Feast of the Incubi.
On this date, we honor the work of the Incubi, demons who defile earthly women.

July 18th.  Day of Lucifer Rulz.
On this date, we honor Lucifer Rulz, demon of the Depths who roams the earth.

August 8th.  Day of the Damned.
On this date we all feast in honor of all who mainstream religions believe are condemned to burn in Hell.  For these are our brothers and sisters.

August 13th.  Feast of Asmodeus.
On this date we feast in honor of the demon and demi-god Asmodeus.

August 17th.  Battle of the Innocents. (The day Yahweh commanded His forces to fire upon innocent angels.)
On this date we honor the innocent angels who were attacked by Yahweh in the aftermath of Yahweh's dictum and immediately before the start of the War in Heaven.

August 27th.  Anniversary of the Defeat of the Nephilim.
On this date in the immediate pre-history of Mankind, the last of the Nephilim were thrown from power and Mankind assumed authority over the earth.

September 13th.  Feast of the Dragon.
On this date we honor the Dragon of the Book of Revelation.

September 24th.  Feast of Behemoth.
On this date we feast in honor of the demon and demi-god Behemoth.

October 10th.  Feast of the Fealty of the Demigods.
In the years after the Founding of Hell, many vied for power.  On this date in 6101 B.C., the demi-gods pledged their fealty to Lucifer.

October 13th.  Feast of Lucifer.
On this date we feast in honor of Lucifer, the Morning Star, the Angel of Light, the Emancipator of Man.

October 19th.  Festival of the Virgins.  Also, Feast of Legion.
Two holidays fall on this date.
On this date we feast in honor of the demons that are Legion.
Also on this date, we remember the virgins of the Daughters of Men, who were chosen as wives by the Sons of God.

November 1.  Day of the Dead.

November 13th.  Feast of Leviathan.
On this date we feast in honor of the demon and demi-god Leviathan.

November 23rd.  Feast of Belial.
On this date we feast in honor of the demon and demi-god Belial.

December 6th.  Anniversary of the Battle of the Rivers of Blood.
On this date we commemorate the greatest battle of the War in Heaven.  This battle represented the turning point of the War.  Before this battle, Lucifer and his Angels were regarded only as rebels, and after it, it was clear the forces of Michael the Usurper were not going to be able to win the War.

December 13th.  Feast of Belphagor.
On this date we feast in honor of the demon and demi-god Belphagor.










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